Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Front seat driving.

15 reasons you know you spend too much time in the car:
  1. You think cars changing lanes simultaneously is pretty and you subsequently text your significant other: "Synchronized lane-changing should be an Olympic sport."
  2. You know car models by the shape of the taillights.
  3. You know on which stretches of highway you can successfully use cruise control.
  4. You've strategically placed necessities like your AAA card, Starbucks gift-card, cell phone, charger, etc. within close reach.
  5. You've had more men whistle at you out their car window than when you're walking down the street in a skirt. (ok that's just for the ladies)
  6. You have a supply of tissues and 3 pairs of heels for emergencies. (sorry again guys)
  7. You know the back way. Everywhere.
  8. McD's ALWAYS seems like a good idea to or from a long day at work.
  9. There's always a waterbottle... somewhere in the car.
  10. You find yourself observing another broken taillight and thinking this time there could possibly be a person trapped in the trunk needing your help! (Or that could be the L&O talking...)
  11. You can compare current gas prices like Progressive does with car insurance.
  12. Your back seat doubles as a bookstore.
  13. You can figure out where another driver is going just by the look on their face.
  14. The car becomes the only place you can come up with good ideas...
  15. ...like this blog for example.
**WARNING** Please do not blog while driving. Unless you're a backseat driver. Then, of course, continue blogging.

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